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title pic Intimate Apparel to Attract Sirian Alien Sex

Posted by admin on May 11, 2013

When out prowling for alien sex, dressing for the occasion is as important as dressing to attract a human partner. But with aliens, there are a few differences. In honor of intimate apparel week, here are a few dos and don’ts for attracting Sirian aliens from Sirius B.

If you’ll recall from my previous article, Sirians are amphibians with skin and hair tones that range from blue to green with red, yellow, or black eyes. They are not as kinky or relaxed as many of the other alien cultures so appearing more like a Sirian will make you more attractive to one. Soft, fluffy hair dyed blue or green will start you off from a distance as will clingy, flowing clothing and deliberate, graceful movement. Tinted contact lenses in red, yellow, or black will help up close as will a dusting of creative makeup.

A detail to remember with Sirians is that they are strict vegetarians so no leather or silk and don’t get caught with meat on your breath. When selecting perfumes, opt for floral scents rather than musk. Plant extracts like lavender or vanilla are preferable.